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I may be a "light" to stuff under judgment, but I'm a "dark" everywhere else. Expect me to vote a 0 on anything that's crap or is overrated.
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Flash Reviews: 88
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88 Reviews | 28 w/ Responses
It was REDICULOUSLY hard to CLICK on the guys! It was fun and pretty simple to find them, but half the time I couldn't click on them trying everything! either make it easier or please add some detailed instructions.
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Watashi wa shinen = "I will not die"
shinen zo! = "Definitely won't die!"
And what did Ganondorf say in the end?
Great flash.
Author's Response:
I know the actual translation. The subtitles were a throwback to crappy bootleg subtitles, with things like "I AM NOT FOR DIE".
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Bad graphics, bad intro and everything else, but nice gameplay and concept! Very cool indeed.
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"Not bad, but not original and definitely inferior."
Since my score is lower than a 7, I'll provide some constructive criticism.
Instead of directly following the Kramer series and adding a main character, you turned into a first-person playing style with yourself as the character. However, by turning into a game like that, it lacks action pictures and a great deal of sex scenes (Compare to "Hentai Bliss RPG" to see what I mean). Plot isn't intriguing, sex scenes downright suck with only few pictures (people fap to ONE picture?), and it was just too short. Finally, really not worth 7.5 megs. Learn from the "Hentai Bliss RPG" series, and you'll probably get a lot more 10s in reviews and a score of over 4.00. There is great potential here.
Well, congrats on the daily award which you finally got, and let's see how well you did (and do through the week)!
HERES THE CONSTRUCTIVE PART:
1. Make it longer, more captivating, and more pictures. This is barely worth 7.5 MB.
2. If you're really aiming for a weekly award (Review Crew or something), don't submit it Tuesday! Your won't have an appreciating audience, and sometimes you won't even get 30 reviews that you need.
Author's Response:
1. At least this is better than the last review you gave me.
2. I am not planning on getting an award from this and I highly doubt it will get it.
3. Stop comparing this to the HB series. This is NOT a role playing flash. I was aiming on making it the same thing like the Kramer and SK series but with a first person touch to it.
4. Length: I wrote the following in the author comments "The game is quite short because I wanted to see if you guys liked it. I didn't want to work on a game for a very long time and then at the end find out that people thought it sucked."
5. The high file size was because of the music, sounds, image quality (saved them all in high quality) and the gifs that I used.
That's all for my response.
Also, stop giving all my flashes a low review score. I'm not doing it to you so don't do it to me either.
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This mainly dealt with quantity instead of quality, but the quality was enough, considering how much you put into it! Great job, hope that this scores rather high.
Highwatermark
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"Recommended to collections, favorited."
Haven't seen such a moving flash in so long. As you can see by my preloaders to my flashes and my logo inside, I support the red flag all the way. I only hope that people will listen to "pick up your rifles" and have rifles available when the call is repeated again.
This deserves higher; it's really a great flash!
Author's Response:
I expected a score of 4.00, but it seems that some haters have pulled it down. Thanks for the review!
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"No, point, no animation, no explanation."
Houses are built.
Factories are made.
Factories pollute.
People can't breathe.
The world sinks.
The end.
We all agree that global warming is a pretty bog problem, but this is wayyy to radical. There's no positive messages in this flash, no clear direction or pointing to anyone, and the music just killed it. The world we live in is better than it 100 years ago, this is just a problem threatening to become bigger. Don't be too radical here just to emphasize a problem, because emphasizing a problem will only lead to people doubting its existence entirely.
5/10 for effort and idea, but IMO, the point didn't get across.
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Not as funny or as interesting as the previous 2. Make them better (as in worse) or GTFO.
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so bad that it was hilarious! Keep the style, the parody of a crappy movie style is hilarious.
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Not only is this smooth, it's actually a bit funny! Truly impressive for a first!
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